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Long time no post, I know. My next entry was going to be a massive icon extravaganza, but it took forever to get all of my icons photobucketed. Now they are all there but I am tired, and I have a story to tell so. Next time, prepare yourself for the icons!

First how sweet was The Office last night? I was more tense in an excited way watching it than I've been for a long time. Cecelia Marie Halpert. Awww. Who'd have thought, five years of "documentary footage" ago, that the relationship of the salesguy and the receptionist was leading up to such a cute baby girl? (The answer, by the way, is ME, and I believe I should get some sort of prize for calling the sex of the Halpert baby as early as 2006.)

Anyway, since this journal is now going to cover a certain amount of personal anecdotes as well as dorky ramblings, I am now going to record something I definitely want to remember: the Tale of the Best Weekend Ever, or at least the best weekend since I've lived in the U-C. A few weeks ago, Friday night through Sunday afternoon, Bethany was here! And we had Adventures! Adventures which involved great conversation, good food, and abuse of my teacherly authority!

Mischief managed. )
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It's been a while since I've posted the icons I've made, and I figure I might as well do it now before February sweeps hits. Therefore, behold!

Bones

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The Office

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How I Met Your Mother

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Kate Beaton Comics

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6 more, featuring George IV, Shakespeare, and Fat Napoleon )

Jonathan Coulton

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7 more Skullcrusher Mountain )
Austen vs. Bronte

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Ah, the age-old question: If Jane Austen and Charlotte Bronte got into a knock-down drag-out fight, who would win? My money's on Jane. (These are for Whitney. :))

The Duchess

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And, because the movie was so pretty that the icons don't really need text, I give you my "Duchess" bases.

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This was another great episode. My main disappointment was that I won't be able to use any of it the next time I have to teach my class about business ethics. Could no one have plagiarized something?

As it was, because I am lame, what I kept thinking was, "Didn't they just get the deal with Hammermill two years ago?" Or was that some other company, in "The Convention?" Continuity issues really bug me.

The Office 5.2: Business Ethics )
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Bones 4.6: The Crank in the Shaft [best title ever] )

Our Weekly Lesson from Dr. Temperance Brennan: Marijuana doesn't make you a killer.

Probably Future Recap Title: Threat Level Midnight
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This is my initial reaction to the fifth season premiere of The Office.

Oh. My. GOD! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I can't believe it. I still can't believe it! Yes, Bones totally rocked me last night, too, but I couldn't post then, and it's coming, but I just have to get this out now because... OH MY GOD!

The Office 5.1: Weight Loss )

I'm watching that episode, especially that scene, over and over again tomorrow. It's inevitable.

This has been an AMAZING week in TV.

I'm going to go to forums and look at the moment the fandom exploded now.
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Wow, two entries in one day! I keep saying I'm going to blog more, and this is a good way to start. By just blogging what I feel like blogging in the moment.

Folks, there is a reason I tend to look at spoilers a lot, and that reason is exemplified in the fact that my abdominal muscles are actually sore from being clenched all day in anticipation of the Office finale. And that I'm slightly nauseous from compulsively eating popcorn just to give my nervous hands and mouth something to do. Does this say good things about my mental and emotional health? Probably not. But I'm addicted to fiction like Ryan Howard is addicted to the crack. I can't help it-- as a writer, as an actor, as an avid reader since the age of six, I can't help but get involved. 

This May sweeps is driving me crazy. I can now vividly remember the reason that as recently as last year I was trying to cut down on the number of shows I watch. TV is so stressful! From now on I will stick to book and movies! I said. Books and movies, in most cases, have a definite end. Preferably, stick to the classics so that nothing else can mess with them. Anything by Jane Austen? You know how that's going to end, and it's going to be happy! Anything Arthurian? You know how that's going to end, and it's going to be sad yet hopeful! And that will be THE END. If you want to read the sequels and spin-offs, knock yourself out-- but they're optional. TV just keeps going. And you know that they're going to keep messing with you, and you even are pretty sure of the specific ways in which they're going to keep messing with you, and it could go on and on and it could start to suck (and after five or so years probably will), and there's nothing you can do about it! You're emotionally invested! You're along for the ride!

Last year, Michael hit upon the brilliant insight, "We are Ryan. And television is Kelly." We know the tricks that Television is pulling, and we get disgruntled, and we say we're breaking it off, but then Television will put on a nice dress or do something dirty, and all of a sudden we're back, and we can't explain how it happened. I would argue that, conversely, we are Kelly, and television is Ryan. Television likes to deliberately play with us. Television uses us as an object, and then it does something stupid and leaves us heartbroken, and then we get all bitter and we're all, "I have a question: How dare you?"

One finale down. One finale to go. I'm feeling halfway relieved that now at least I know. This year's finales seem like they've been more up in the air than I can remember previously. On both Bones and The Office, there has been crazy secrecy, hints of all kinds of crazy possibilities, conflicting reports... And I have not been reading spoilers since it's been impossible to get anything very reliable. Just lots of speculation-- lots and lots. Nerve-wracking speculation. Jim and Pam could get engaged or married or broken up or fired. Everyone on Bones could die and/or be Gormogon. On Bones, I'm still glad that I'm dwelling in blissful ignorance until Monday (well, I'm glad until I see spoiler cuts on people's journals and know that other people know things I don't know and then I start wondering what they know). On The Office, I would have liked to know. I'm better able to enjoy these things when I know what's coming. It's actually now I end up enjoying so many things so much-- At World's End, Revenge of the Sith... I know what to expect. 

I had no idea what to expect with The Office tonight. That said, I did enjoy it, very much. It's just the kind of episode I'm not going to be able to watch again until I know everything is going to be okay. Like how I couldn't watch "Casino Night" ever during season three, even though it's one of the best episodes of television I've ever seen. Let's have a spoiler cut, shall we?


So, I guess I can hope for my summer happiness fix from Bones on Monday... but it's looking more like that finale is just going to leave me sad. With woe and death. Come on, guys, just one moment of Booth-Brennan fluff at the end! That's all I need from you!

A rant

Apr. 2nd, 2008 07:42 pm
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You'll have to pardon this. Typically my policy for the two blogs I currently post on regularly is that Compendium is for informative, as humorous as I can make them, accounts of my life to inform and entertain a group of friends who have been scattered to the four winds... well, three winds... by college life. Turtle, here, is for my dorky indulgences and fangirl squeeing. Right now, however, I have to let off some steam, so I'm choosing to do it here. I am, as we say, "not in the patronizing mood."

I am in an independent theatre troupe here called, appropriately enough, the Independent Theatre Company, or ITC. We have, to date, performed four of [personal profile] cleolinda's Movies in Fifteen Minutes here on campus, and have been pretty well received. We're currently rehearsing "300 in Fifteen Minutes." We are not an official campus group, because we don't want administration regulating where and what we can perform. We find spaces and we set it up ourselves. We have no official leadership-- whoever is directing the current show is in charge, and directorial duties shift from show to show. I am one of the founding members, however, and have spent lots of time and quarters making copies, making nametags, and providing props for all the shows we do. I provide the lightsabers we use as swords (our lack of budget is a running joke which we enjoy), I provide Raptor the Bruce, our mascot-- a small, plastic raptor initially purchased for an aborted production of "Jurassic Park in 15" and since used as everything from a rat to a doggie (see above remark on our budget). Why do I do this? Because it is SO MUCH FUN. I love the people involved, and I love having an excuse to set aside time and be silly, and then bring the pleasure of that silliness to others.

In the fall, when we were rehearsing "Harry Potter in Fifteen Minutes," one of our members-- let's call her (taking a cue from Phoebe Buffay of "Friends") Lulie (this one doesn't have Facebook and therefore a minimal chance of ever stumbling upon this entry)-- abruptly dropped out of the group very shortly before our performance, which was to be for an actual townie audience at a local arts festival-- so, semi-legit, at least. I'd had my doubts about her committment for a while. She complained a lot and didn't seem to be having fun anymore. Like she was looking down on us. Like we were childish and she didn't have time for that shit in her increasingly busy adult life. I expressed my doubts, they were addressed to her, I believe, in some form, and she still refrained from dropping out until the last minute. Now, I will say this for Lulie, she was very busy, would legitimately have had to miss that performance anyway, and sought to provide a replacement (albeit without the approval of the group at large), although that replacement didn't work out. So, okay, fine, whatever. We made do.

Now, we've just started rehearsal for "300." I started noticing the same symptoms of discontent in two of our other members-- let's call them (in keeping with the theme) Betty and Neil. They weren't enthused, they didn't want to reprise "HP15M," they wanted to "waste" as little time as possible in this pursuit. Which, let me just say, makes me sad. A lot of our group are currently seniors and had to deal with comps and ISes, so we hadn't met in a while, but Monday night, when we did meet, oh man! I quickly realized how much I had missed ITC. I remembered the value of making yourself have fun-- because at those rehearsals, you have fun, regardless of how stressed you are in your outside life. It's impossible not to laugh. And laughing is therapeutic, and being silly is therapeutic, and seeing your friends is good for you. Yeah, it's not Serious Theatre. But it's fun! How is that type of juvenile behavior bad juvenile behavior? I ask you. I've always been sad for people who "grew up" and stopped being able to have this kind of fun. But, anyway, in Neil and Betty, I recognized the symptoms of people who were "growing up" and I once again had my suspicions that they would soon drop out.

BUT NO! They assured us that they would still be involved, however minimally they were able to. Until this morning, when we got a joint email from them, backing out. 

In the beginning, people were brought into ITC on the following basis: can we depend on them to show up and commit and not be drama llamas? A prime example of this is Bryan (that's his real name, because I have nothing but good things to say about this boy). At the last minute, when we were doing "Phantom of the Opera in 15," our Raoul found out very late in the game (obviously) that he would have to attend a funeral on performance day. Bryan was the first person Whitney and I encountered on the walk from his residence to rehearsal that we knew and liked. We threw out, "Bryan, would you like to be in our show?" He said yes. He came to all of the rehearsals, learned all of his lines almost immediately, and was hilarious. When the question of whether to make him a permanent member was raised, there was no debate: of course he was in. We thought everyone in the group was dependable.

If you're going to be lame and drop out, okay, fine. But WHY must you wait until you are already cast in a show, causing huge inconveniences for everyone? We have to scramble to bring in new people now for our reprise of "HP," because that cast is too big to redistribute parts. WHY must you lie to us and feign interest and committment you don't feel? JUST GET IT OVER WITH AND TELL US YOU DON'T WANT TO BE INVOLVED SO THAT WE CAN GET ON WITH IT. It's so much easier that way for everyone! Now we have to do I don't even know what to get this off the ground, all because you assured us that you were on board, even though we repeatedly asked if you were sure about it! At least Lulie tried to arrange for a replacement, realizing the complications she was causing and feeling badly about that!  Why do we suddenly not merit that much respect? And WHY be so dismissive? Sending a brief joint email? Can't you talk to us, can't you at least each speak for yourselves? Okay, it's easier this way for you, great. Just write us off quick as you can. 

I really like Neil and Betty. I really do. They're very cool people. And the next time I see them I'm going to be understanding and nice and tell them it's okay. Which, probably, it eventually will be. I just kind of respect them a little less now-- not for leaving, but for the way they're leaving.

And then, on top of all that, I find out that NBC is planning to do another chunk of hourlong "Office" episodes next season, which I liked this year, but which many, many did not. Like, even a lot of hardcore fans pretty vehemently disliked them. And there is going to be an "Office" spinoff on right after it, which I am extremely nervous about even though the entire "Office" team is enthused. I don't like the idea of breaking up the best ensemble on television. And now I know that people are going to be bitching and complaining about "Office" overload and spoiling my fun.

AND, along with that press release, comes this: 

"Merlin (Winter Premiere) - Take Camelot, shake it up, add some magic and a bit of Lord of the Rings wizardry and you've got yourself a new Sunday night drama." 

My exact reaction to this was: "Oh, God! Why are you doing this? Don't you understand I'll have to watch this?" 

NBC, have mercy upon me, and try to make it good. For real. With good writers. Please? I mean, if it's bad I'll have a certain enjoyment of it, but I don't want the world at large, specifically the viewing audience, to get a horrible impression of Arthuriana. In my view, you're taking on a great responsibility. I have a bad feeling about this.

Sigh. Whenever I start entries like this, I always have doubts when it comes to hitting "post" because I'm afraid that, however few people read my journal, there will be a random surprise visitor and word will get around to the people I'm talking about. I don't want that to happen. So, if you're reading this, please don't let that happen.
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As most of you probably know by now, as of last Monday (a week ago today), the Writers' Guild of America is on strike. The WGA basically consists of every Hollywood screen and television writer, and they are striking and picketing right now because they are not being fairly compensated for their work.

I'll get the implications of this out of the way first. As things stand now, it looks like the strike could go on for months. The last one, in 1988, lasted five months, and as of now there is no end in sight for this one. I have heard conflicting reports about whether anyone has actually even gone back to the table yet. Movies shouldn't see the effect unless it goes on for a really long time. This will affect all of the shows you and I watch on television: The Office, Bones, How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, House, Supernatural, and so on and so on. Shows which require daily writing-- the late-night talk shows, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report-- have already had to shut down production and go into reruns. All pre-taped shows have their episodes shot through November, some a little further, and December and January are mostly reruns anyway. If the strike should happen to end before February, you might not even notice that anything has gone awry. At this point, that's a big if, but it's a hope. 

Now, some shows have episodes written but not shot. They could conceivably shoot these episodes-- but who would do rewrites? Sitcoms will have to shut down becuase their writers constantly rewrite as part of the taping process, but other shows typically have network-ordered rewrites for every episode. And what about the shows where the writers are also producers and/or actors? Would doing their other jobs be crossing picket lines and breaking union rules? From what I understand, most people with multiple jobs on their shows are sticking with the WGA and not crossing picket lines. In the case of The Office, four of the regular writers are actors on the show, and Steve Carell is also a WGA member (he wrote "Casino Night," one of the few perfect episodes in the history of television). Steve Carell has refused to show up for work, the actors have refused to cross picket lines and are instead picketing with their writers, and production has completely shut down.

If this resolves before February, TV as we know it will continue. If not, the TV schedule will be entirely taken up by reruns, game shows, and crap reality shows. Everything scripted will have a shortened season. If the strike goes on long enough, the current TV season could already effectively be over.

Now, I'm a huge TV fan, as you know, and this turn of events is very distressing to me as such. I want the strike to end, and I want my shows to go on as normal. BUT! I support the writers completely in their strike, and I want them to go on striking for as long as it takes for them to get what they want. I will survive. 

As a viewer, as a fan, and most of all as a writer, I stand by the Writeres' Guild of America.

Let me tell you why.

Originally the writers and the network studios went into negotiations over royalties from DVD sales and internet content. For every DVD sold, the writers make four cents. In a last-ditch effort to avoid the strike, the writers finally took te DVD issue off the table. They are just asked to be paid for the material they write that gets put online. Because right now they are not being paid. At all.

The networks make entire episodes available for download on their websites and on iTunes, and they also have the writers write "webisodes" or other promotional material that gets put online. They make money from the iTunes downloads, and they sell advertising on all of the episodes and other content composed by the writers, but the writers do not see one cent of profit. Take The Office. This show gained popularity initially through iTunes, and its episodes continue to be among the most popular items downloaded there.  The writers don't get paid for that. Between the second and third seasons, the network asked the writers to create some content for their website, and the Accountants webisodes became very popular, continue to be viewed, and actually won an Emmy. The writers don't get paid for that. The writers don't get paid for these things despite the fact that without them, television would not exist, and neither would all of that internet content. Without writers, television is nothing but crap. Writing is a talent that not everyone has, and these writers are by no means under an obligation to use their talent to entertain us. Can network executives write our favorite shows? Can lawyers? I'd say I'd like to see them try, but... I really wouldn't.

Here is an excellent YouTube video explaining all of this with visual aids.

The thing is, not only writers but all of the actors and crew members of shows are currently or are about to be out of work. They support the writers because they have the same deal right now, and whatever precedent gets set by this negotiation will apply to them also. The other thing is that, if this strike goes on long enough, the additional compensation the writers receive will not make up for all of the strike time during which they're not getting paid. They aren't doing this for themselves. This is not about people like Joss Whedon who have a bajillion dollars and never have to get paid again to live comfortably. They are doing this for unemployed writers who do and will continue to need this extra income. They are doing this for the future. They are, in a sense, doing this for all writers everywhere

The future of television is in the internet; this is obvious, despite networks denying it now that their exclusive right to all the profits is in question. (Take into account the new web initiatives undertaken by NBC in the form of Dunder Mifflin Infinity, for example, just over the past few months and you'll see the hypocrisy here.) And it means that if contracts stand as they are, writers will be getting paid less and less for all of the hard work they do. Not just television writers-- this could set a dangerous precedent for everyone who ever wants to live by his or her pen. It could make the very idea of "living by one's pen" impossible. It could mean that a few decades down the road, you or I could write a novel and have it reprinted on the internet and not be paid for that. For goodness sakes, there's all this press about cracking down on people who download music or illegally, and-- guess what? THIS, TOO, IS INTERNET PIRACY! This is people not getting paid for their work! Except that it's condoned by the studios! It's internet privateering! And I, personally, find it unacceptable!

Without writers, television is not worth watching. The idea of televison without writers means nothing but disgusting, mindless filler. And it is unacceptable. You know this and I know this. I'm just worried that the general populace is too stupid to let the networks know it.

So, what can you do? Well, here are a few things:
1. Once the shows you watch stop airing new episodes, STOP WATCHING. This is the most important one. DO NOT WATCH THE RERUNS. DO NOT WATCH THE REPLACEMENT PROGRAMMING. Dig out your DVDs. Read books. Go outside. Boycott writerless television for all you're worth.
2. Stop downloading and viewing material on network websites. Now, I'm not sure the writers have taken an official stand on this, so I'll keep you posted. It may be that a decline in internet business will give the networks justification, but I personally can't abide the idea that the person who wrote my entertainment isn't being paid.
3. Spread the word. Blog about it, or link to this entry, because the writers are supporting us as much as we support them. This time around, blogging could make a difference, and the writers want the weapon of the weblog on their side. This is, after all, an internet battle. In addition, though, use word-of-mouth. In the past week I have informed a number of people about this issue and converted them to the WGA side, just following this method: "I will miss this show when the strike takes effect./ DO NOT download episodes on the internet!"/ some mention of the strike. "Yeah, I heard about that. But I don't really know what it's all about." "LET ME TELL YOU."
4. Sign this petition. I hear it may actually do some good.
5. Write to the studios. Seirously. "Inundate them with letters," I believe is the phrase the writers have used. Tell the studios that you support the writers of your shows, you enjoy their shows, and you will not watch the networks without those shows. Here are the addresses at which NBC can be reached.
Jeff Zucker
30 Rockefeller Plaza
New York, NY 10112

Universal Studios

100 Universal City Plaza
Universal Studios, CA 91608

NBC Studios
3000 W. Alameda Ave.
Burbank, CA 91523

6. Join facebook groups, LJ communities, anything you can find. I'm on the facebook group, and I'm monitoring the LJ group. I had it friended for about an hour, and it completely overran my friends list. There are icons! Take those icons! Use them!
7. In addition to reading books, read fanfiction. I know, I know, but seriously. It can help ease the withdrawal.

That's all I can think of right now, but if you have an additional suggestions, stick them in the comments! I AM SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, PEOPLE! I have adopted a cause, and this is it.

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Update on life here, although not much is new.

Just a quick Office icon post before a new episode of The Office comes on. Fourteen new icons, two from "Dunder Mifflin Infinity" and twelve from "Money." Remember how I make icons when I'm stressed? And Jim and Pam are making me so happy. Yay!


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Wow, you guys. This school year is going to kill me dead. I'm currently overloading classes (yes, yes, that was my choice-- but, I mean, how could I not take Stage Combat?), doing my Independent Study, preparing for the GRE, and I've been cast as Tiresias in Oedipus, and the ITC is doing two M15M performances at the Chautauqua Festival tomorrow. YOU SEE WHY I HAVE NOT UPDATED?

Still, I was not going to let September go by without a single entry, especially after last night's amaaaazing season premiere of The Office. I will do a spoiler cut, because I learned last night that sometimes people you would assume watched the show immediately did, in fact, not.


So, I have jumped on the ball and made "Fun Run" icons. Again, under a cut.

Also, around the time that Whitney created the Jurisfiction facebook group, I decided to make these icons of Marianne Dashwood. Text from Lost in a Good Book by Jasper Fforde.


And, finally, Michael has gotten me hooked on the completely awesome trailer for Elizabeth: The Golden Age. In which Cate Blanchett is hardcore and Clive Owen is oh so hot. This is the result of watching it whilst in a Star Wars mood. (I basically decided that the whole thing could conceivably be dubbed over footage from The Phantom Menace and still make sense.)

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Okay, so, the first thing I did after getting home from England, aside from sleep, was watch the three episodes of The Office I'd missed while I was abroad-- "Women's Appreciation," "Beach Games," and "The Job." And, and, and, OHMIGOD. Jim and Pam! Pam! And Jim! Squeeeeee!

I ought to say something about the series finale of Gilmore Girls, too, and I am sad that it's over and relieved that it's over at the same time. It seemed a little rushed, and as my mom pointed out, it was nowhere near the quality that the show deserves, really... but it was good. And it was sentimental. I especially liked it when Rory told Lorelai, "You've already given me everything I need." For more on this finale, read the excellet recap on Television Without Pity. That pretty much puts it perfectly. I did watch the last episode with my Mommy, which was good. 

Now, about The Office. SPOILERS, obviously.


Also, I make for you the icons.

 

       
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I am back from England! Where I had probably the most amazing time of my life, ever! 

I have been back for about a week, and I have so many things to cover!
*the trip itself
*the awesomeness of the last three Office episodes (sqeeeee!)
*the awesomeness of PotC: AWE (whooooo!)
*the suckiness of my job hunt, which I suppose you can go ahead and read about over here.

Other than that, I have decided on the order of addressing these things: first the trip, in three entries spaced closely together, then The Office, then Pirates-- or possibly both in one entry.

Normally I don't talk about my real life on my lj, but I have a feeling I'm going to wax a bit long for my blog community, so this is where this is going.

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Disclaimer: I don't own The Office. It is the property of NBC; I mean no infringement and make no profit. Jane Austen is now public domain.

Here is the conclusion of my elaborate connection of The Office and Persuasion. While I am sure that there are many, many passages about Anne and Wentworth that perfectly reflect Jim and Pam, I decided to go for the big scene toward the end of the novel, chapter 23 to be exact, which contains their reunion. If this happened to Jim and Pam, it would be just... perfect. I was most struck by the explicit parallels in such lines as, "He persisted in having loved none but her. She had never been supplanted. He never even believed himself to see her equal. Thus much, indeed, he was obliged to acknowledge: that he had been constant unconsciously, nay unintentionally; that he had meant to forget her, and believed it to be done. He had imagined himself indifferent, when he had only been angry; and he had been unjust to her merits, because he had been a sufferer from them. Her character was now fixed on his mind as perfection itself, maintaining the loveliest medium of fortitude and gentleness."

Anyway, the basic plot I've made up around this scene is that Michael is having a party at his condo, at least partly to thank some of his staff for working a half day on the weekend (I've decided that's why only some of them are there). The party planning committee, at the top of the scene, is off buying party supplies-- except for Pam, who comes in late, because it snowed. (I wrote this when it was still snowy out... but with the crazy weather we've been having, who knows? This could take place in April. Although, if you do the math I laid out, I think it's March.) I was originally going to have Karen hook up with Toby to coincide with the whole Louisa/ Benwick plot, but decided at the very last minute that it's more likely she'd transfer to corporate at this point, and break up with Jim becuase of that. Let's see, what else... oh, yeah, for the sake of Michael and Dwight's conversation, I had to have Ryan break up with Kelly and take a job at Staples. I don't want to happen, just... for the sake of this thing, it worked. 

Again, I've tried to keep this as close to the original text (starting with the second paragraph) as possible, significantly changing only the dialogue to make it more in character. (Okay, I don't quite think Jim would say, "You pierce my soul," but a) I couldn't think of anything to replace it with, because b) it is so lovely.) Enjoy!


Wow, it just struck me how well the whole "jealousy of Roy" affecting everything he had said and done thing fits right now, after "The Negotiation," and the way Jim acted in that episode. Dude. Also, could Michael's threat to kill himself by pretending to kill himself be our parallel to Louisa jumping off the Cob and breaking her head? No one was hurt, but Jim and Pam did think resourcefully, in synch, and Pam was the first to realize what was about to go down and come up with the present thing. That quick thinking is worthy of Jim's admiration, don't you think?
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Think I'm weird if you want. Some time ago, I noticed a distinct parallel between this season of The Office and Jane Austen's Persuasion. Look: Boy and Girl are in love. Although she knows Boy is in love with her, Girl rejects him, thinking it will be the best thing for both of them. Broken-hearted, boy goes far away for a long period of time. Boy comes back. Girl still loves Boy. Boy still loves Girl. Boy still feels angry and rejected and thinks Girl never loved him, so he starts a relationship with Another Girl. Girl thinks that Boy doesn't love her anymore. Neither can voice their true feelings because of all of this misunderstanding and the constraints of their situations. 

The only thing is, it seems unlikely that Karen will fall off something and break her head (spoiler alert!). Still, I couldn't help feeling that the ending of Persuasion presents an ideal solution to Jim and Pam's problems. I decided to see how closely I could adapt some of Persuasion to fit The Office, keeping the narration in the same language and the dialogue to the same gist, and it worked really well. 

For example, look at this description of Anne Elliot: "Anne, with an elegance of mind and sweetness of character, which must have placed her high with any people of real understanding, was nobody with either father or sister; her word had no weight; her convenience was always to give way -- she was only Anne." Now replace "Anne" with "Pam." Replace "father or sister" with "Michael or Dwight." Does not that sum up our Miss Beesly nicely?

Most of what I worked on was the second-to-last chapter, but here are a couple of segments from the introductory chapters. These would take place in the fall, sometime before "The Merger."

The real text can be found here.



This is meant as a sort of prologue to my next entry, which will be my modified version of Chapter 23. It was a bit too much to put all in one entry. The connections get stronger, believe me. Also, I was really, really bored when I did this. Really bored. Don't judge me.
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Since it has been so long since I've posted, I have a lot that I want to cover in this entry. Schol continues batshit crazy. Or, rather, it did until recently. This semester totally kicked my butt, but it's now pretty much over. I have one final on Tuesday, and then I'm done. I go home for Christmas on Thursday, and I am super-excited about this. But seriously, this semester... BAAAAD. There was a lot of stress from various quarters, and I'm glad it's almost over. ALMOST OVER! WHOOOO!

I did have a meeting with Dr. Battles, my professor/boss, the man for whom I am a research assistant, and he is still pleased with my work. We're waiting for our grant to get renewed, which hopefully it will be. These meetings always come when I haven't been able to do anything for the project in a couple of weeks or (in this case) a month because of the craziness of school. He did not blame me at all for this. He's really accommodating of my schedule, actually, and is still happy with the work I've been doing. We talked a lot about grad schools, too, which was a little scary, but his apparent confidence in me was very gratifying and flattering.

Over Thanksgiving, I saw three movies. One was bad, one was weird, and one was good. The good one was Stranger Than Fiction, which I recommend to any and everyone. It's really funny and sweet and good and it has Will Ferrell, Emma Thompson, and Queen Latifah all together in the same movie. The bad movie was Babel, which I went to see with Michael, Marten, Nathan, and Jonah. I really loved seeing them all again, but here is a piece of advice: Don't see Babel. The weird movie was The Fountain, which was SO WEIRD. The best description I have heard of it was on Not Ebert and Roeper the next day. It went something like this: "In the fifteenth century, Rachel Weisz is Queen Isabella of Spain and Hugh Jackman is Tomasino, a conquistador trying to unlock the secret of eternal life. In the present, Rachel Weisz is Izzi, a woman suffering from cancer, and Hugh Jackman is her husband, a scientist desperately trying to find a cure. In the future, Hugh Jackman is bald and Rachel Weisz is, unless I am mistaken, a tree." And that leaves out the half hour at least spent just watching Hugh Jackman floating through space and glowing like Darth Buddha Jesus.

Here are a couple of Office-related icons I made recently.
  
Life imitates art.       A Christmas icon.

I am now going to give a belated description of my trip to see Spamalot in Cincinnatti. I was so excited to get to go! Especially since the show will be in Indianapolis in May, which is when I will be in England (I just finished paying for the trip yesterday). Our seats were in the last row of the theater, but it was a well-constructed theater, and I could still see everything pretty well. SPOILERS AHEAD!

The show is HYSTERICAL. If any of you ever havea chance to see it, please do. It begins with the historian's prologue-- the historian reminded me of some of my professors-- and then the Finland fish-slapping number. This was exactly as ridiculous as you would expect it to be. All of these people in bright colors and wigs made of yarn come out and sing and dance around, and then they whip out fishes and start slapping each other. "I said ENGLAND!" "Oh..." And the Finland set is quickly wheeled off to leave us with the castle from the beginning of the movie. There was a lot of incidental music in the play I liked which isn't on the soundtrack, and a lot of it involves fun Arthurian reference. The one I can remember right now is Arthur's introduction of himself: "I am Arthur, King of the Britons/ And I am the ruler of all/ Of England and Scotland/ And also little bitty bits of Gaul!" Then they do the whole coconut- swallow conversation, which got a great response and was great to see acted out live, just let me say. 

Then they move on to He Is Not Dead Yet. This was also really funny and involved a lot more movie dialogue than is on the soundtrack. There is a whole cart full of "dead" people being rolled around, who jump up and turn into the back up singers/dancers. When the do "kill" Fred, his body just lies there throughout the whole number, and they sort of dance around it, and something about that is hilarious. They do not do the "burn the witch" scene, but that's okay. Arthur picks up Robin and Lance, and then they come across Dennis Galahad and his mum digging around in the mud. Galahad, naturally, refuses to believe in the Lady of the Lake, so Arthur summons the Lady and her Laker girls. Galahad is so blow away that he not only joins the Knights, but undergoes a complete transformation-- his clothes are clean, he stands up straight, he has shiny hair, and he has a posh accent. Arthur comments on this, and Galahad says something about how it's because he is a better person now for having thrown himself wholeheartedly into feudalism. Arthur calls him a prick or something like that, and Galahad proclaims that, yes, he has released his inner asshole. The Song That Goes Like This is really funny, and Galahad and the Lady start yelling into the orchestra pit when the song goes on too long. A chandelier comes down out of nowhere and breaks at the end.

The Camelot sequence is very elaborate. There's a huge round table/ roulette wheel hanging overhead that is in neon colors and lights up. The Laker Girls' outfits are exceedingly skimpy. The Lady played her part as a drunken lounge singer. Then God manifests himself as a pair of cartoon feet and the voice of John Cleese to order everyone to find the Grail. "Are we given to understand that Almighty God has... misplaced... his cup?" And they discuss how it is really a metaphor, and then Find Your Grail is sung and they walk up and down the same mountain several times, in an act of purposeful cheese. The seasons pass out of order as various knights come on with buckets of "snow," "leaves," and "flowers."

They arrive at the French castle. One thing I love is that, just as in the movie, the roles are double-cast, and they don't even try to explain it when Lancelot, for example, is not there for the entire scene. They really launch a cow right onto one of the servants in very admirable and well-choreographed fashion. The rabbit crashes via an animation on a screen which is lowered immediately prior to intermission. And you know those funny faces the French Taunters make? Even funnier in person. And the French people who come out? One of them is dressed like Eponine from Les Mis.

The Dark and Very Expensive Forest looks, indeed, very expensive. When Arthur and Patsy sing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, it is "raining," and the backup knights come on and sing and dance with smiley face umbrellas, which is awesome. Something about seeing fully armored knights dancing with smiley face umbrellas... is the sort of silliness which my icon of today is made of. The Knights Who Until Recently Said Ni now want Arthur to put on a Broadway musical for them. Robin does do the three-headed giant scene, and then he finds Arthur and they sing You Won't Succeed on Broadway, which is exactly how you would imagine it to be. They do, in fact, bring on a piano. Also, I seem to remember a giant light-up Star of David. Arthur and Robin set off on their new quest to find a Jew.

The Diva's Lament takes place, according to the program, in A Hole in the Universe. She just comes out in a robe and sings and roses are thrown and it rocks. I believe this is the part where they are getting rid of the Dark and Very Expesive Forest and replacing it with Swamp Castle. Lancelot's scene with Concorde rocks. As does absolutely anything involving Herbert. His Name is Lancelot... okay. They do infact remove Lancelot's tabard, and... There is a neon sparky unitard time thing. With a really sparkly thong/codpiece dealy over it. And there is a lot of color, and Lancelot no longer has sleeves or a helmet and... he was pretty hot, actually, from what I could tell. And the whole number is simply beyond words, it is that awesome and strange.

I don't remember that much of I'm All Alone. It was pretty much like I imagined it would be, I think. I remember that I laughed straight through it. The Lady of the Lake comes on to tell Arthur that he's not alone, because she has been there to give him the sword... make him king... give him a quest... He wants to know how to succeed in the quest since they don't have any Jews. The Lady explains that they have been doing a Broadway play the whole time. And Patsy chimes up that he is, in fact, Jewish. "Not exactly something you'd want to mention around a medieval king famous for being a Christian..." But how do they end the play? Well, with a wedding! But Arthur wants to know who would marry him. The Lady suggests maybe someone who has been there for him... who gave him a sword... made him king... give him a quest... So now all they have to do is find the Grail!

Tim the enchanter comes on on a spark-spewing broomstick. It is very... "impressive." Caer Bannog is a piece of scenery painted to be a "hill" which is brought on to the middle of the stage, and the bunny is a puppet, which appears looking very sweet, and then... wow, I almost forgot about this part. And the Black Knight part, actually. They do amazing things. In the Black Knight scene, they manage to cut off the fake arms, and then the Knight is stabbed to a wall at which point the actor inside somehow climbs out of the costume so that the legs can be cut off. In the bunny part, I think somebody else loses an arm and blood squirts. Maybe a head is lost, actually. Something. It's very cool. The bunny reappers, this time revealing his sharp, pointy teeth. Still a puppet. With scary teeth. Then they move aside the hill setpiece to reveal the knight-costumed guy with the rabbit puppet on one hand, who looks sheepish and then walks away. I was laughing. So. Hard. The engraving on the cave says that you will find the Grail at "D101." "Doi?" they wonder. "As in, an expression of stupidity?" "Duh?" "No, doi." Then they realize that it is actually Seat D101. The Grail is actually under a seat in the audience. So they all troop down to the seat and get the Grail and the woman who had been sitting over it and bring her onstage and sing her a song about how she will now be famous in Cincinnatti. It was really awesome.

So then they do Hallelujah! A Broadway wedding! Arthur figures that, since he's marrying the Lady, he ought to know her name, sine he can't just call her "Lady." She tells him it is Guinevere. "Doi!" one of the knights exclaims. The wedding sequence takes place, and it's shiny and pretty. Lancelot and Herbert are barely recognizable because Herbert's in a dress. And Robin's in a white tie and tails. And that is their show that ends like this. The words to Always Look on the Bright Side of Life show up on the overhead screen so the audience can sing along. Which we do.

The show went really, really fast because I was enjoying myself so much. YAY FOR SPAMALOT!

I have to go ice skating now!

 

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Yeah, so... I said I was doing a blog post a day, right? And that was... a week ago. So, that lasted until the second. Wow.

Basically, I thought I could manage that, and I was wrong. As soon as the play ended, I had to write two papers that were due the following Monday-- this past Monday. And then I had a presentation today and a project description due today. And I am just getting over a godawful cold that came to me on Friday, as if by magic sensing that a play was ending so it was time for me to get a horrible cold. Grrr. I'm okay now, though, and I'm not dying of the consumption.

The play went really well, by the way. My dress was lovely and my hair was also lovely. I never knew my hair could be so big. It was curled and then pinned up all over my head and then curled some more. And it bounced. Once I took off the veil/scarf thing I wore over it, I felt like a little girl at a wedding or something.

I have decided to make this entry an icon post, since while I was working on all of the papers and projects and things I've had due, I wasted time by making icons. 

First, here are some more Jane Eyre the Musical.


And, also, I have been watching a LOT of The Office this past week. I'm on a major Jam kick. I am madly in love with John Krasinski, and Jenna Fischer seems like one of the coolest people ever. And the show is just so good. I watched a bunch of episodes with Bethany the other day, and I got some of the quotes stuck in my head. I iconned them while working on my paper. (Some of the quotes that got stuck in my head which are not featured here are, "Agent Michael Scarn, you so funny. Word." and "I fo'get it, brothaaa"-- Ryan as Agent Samuel L. Chang in Threat Level Midnight, Michael's screenplay which is read in The Client. Someone else had already made the first one into an icon which I stole, but the second may yet appear from me.) This week's episode was wonderful, by the way. Check out the producer's cut with deleted scenes.

Here are 10 The Office icons.

 
Actually, a lot of The Office, particularly this season, is reminding me of Persuasion. I may go into this more later, but basically you've got the estranged lovers who have been apart for some time now being put back into contact with one another. They both still love each other, but he resents her for breaking his heart before, and so he tries to forget her and get with another girl only to find over and over again that nobody can replace the woman he has really loved all along. All Jim needs to be absolutely perfect is a nice, "You pierce my soul." I'm telling you.

Finally, I will go ahead and mention Whitney in this entry, because she was just here and wanted (I think?) to be included in this entry, and she is my friend. We watched Clone High, which is an awesome show. And, come to find out, it is available on YouTube, which is particularly useful when you have a crappy burned DVD that won't play.

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